Films: Criminally Insane (1975)

Alias: None

Type: Natural

Location: Haunted home/Civilized area

Height/Weight: That of an average human.

Affiliation: Evil

Summary: See that headline up there? That's literally the only fat joke we'll allow here. Seriously people, let us show some tact at least.

History: Ethel Janowski was a paranoid, over-eating, psychotic mess. That much was certain. So when her grandmother denied her any more food, things got bloody fast. However for Ethel, because her temper is high and her standards are low, she'll have to find some way to hide the growing body count.

Notable Kills: Nothing special.

Final Fate: After killing a sizeable amount of people in her house, Ethel makes a grave error in judgement when she leaves the chopped-up body parts in her car, alerting the authorities. Of course, the sequel has her back from the asylum living at home, but that stock footage-laden mess isn't canon to us, and neither is the 2016 film so elusive we couldn't even find photos for it.

Powers/Abilities: Prefers to kill with a meat cleaver.

Weakness: Anything conventional.

Scariness Factor: 2.5-We admit that Ethel's kills are bloody, but we find it a bit off that a women this close to dropping dead via heart attack is such a magnet for death. In terms of personality, she's a bit pathetic.

Trivia: -This film is also known (rather tastelessly) as "Crazy Fat Ethel".

-This film was shot in literally five weeks.